程容难受把裤子扒了，两条长腿露在外面，黏着周柏蹭来蹭去，周柏揪住程容衣领，用力把他拉开：“离我远点，你才刚出院，我不想当禽兽。”
程容得寸进尺扑上：“为什么不当？来嘛，我都憋一年了，哦不是，不止憋一年，我都不知道憋多久，快成柳下惠了···”
“你可行了吧”，周柏不为所动，轻车熟路探手，抓住程容屁股，狠心拧了一把，“我活这么烂，你记吃不记打？”
程容屁股被捏肿了，脸也莫名红了：“这都熟能生巧的事，没吃过猪肉还没见过猪跑？这就是理论太多实践太少，该戒骄戒躁好好努力，我存了那么多片子，你都看过吗？这几天正好骨头社出新作，别的不说姿势管饱，你别收拾了，咱们看片学习去！”
周柏看着墙角的浮灰，实在挪不开眼：“不行，房间脏乱我待不下去，你看墙角那片黑团，在我眼皮底下耀武扬威，擦几遍都不干净。”
程容左看右看，都觉得各个家具摆放规整，地面窗户一尘不染，他拗不过周柏的强迫症，只得溜溜达达回屋，坐在床边看木黑黑。
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空气中弥漫一丝臭味，程容没反应过来，傻乎乎被周柏赶去洗手，等他整理干净回来，木黑黑也恢复干净，正在周柏怀里睡得香甜。
程容磨蹭上前，趴上周柏后背：“这小坏蛋，也不会提前放个预告。”
“他之前还尿在我胸口”，周柏轻点小孩额头，“滔滔江水延绵不绝，我丢掉好几件衣服了。”
周柏嘴上抱怨，手上动作轻柔，满心满眼都是黑黑，程容实在忍不住吃味，磨磨蹭蹭挤上前，往周柏怀里埋：“哎，别看黑黑了，看我看我。”
周柏顶着他的脑袋，把他往旁边推：“离远点，把他吵醒又该哭了，我可哄不过来。”
程容不依不饶继续凑，用大头挡住黑黑：“小崽子一时半会醒不来，先别理他了嘛！”
“好好好，不理不理，给他送去客房”，周柏抱起黑黑，一边唱歌哄他，一边往门外走，好一会不见回来。程容啪嗒啪嗒出去找，周柏正哼着摇篮曲，在客厅绕圈打转，怀里仿佛抱着稀世珍宝，吹口气都怕碰坏。
周柏根本没注意程容，他抱着黑黑转来转去，从这个屋到那个屋，丝毫不觉得疲累。直到后来手臂发酸，才把黑黑放在床边，去客厅寻觅程容。
程容气着气着睡着了，但睡不安稳，周柏一碰就醒了，他醒后第一件事，就是咬牙切齿扑上前，坐在周柏怀里，狠狠撞他额头：“木白白，你答应过我的，不能厚此薄彼！”
“这话怎么说的”，周柏抱住程容的腰，担心他掉下去，“不抱他他不好好睡觉，你身体也不舒服，我怕他影响你。”
这话于情于理都能说通，程容一拳打在棉花上，力气用不出来：“反正就是不行！他能吃能睡，这几天吹气球似的长，你都被他熬瘦了，不许再管他了！还有我，我这么大个活人，比黄瓜还嫩，天天在你眼前晃来晃去，你眼里都没有我，只有那个鬼哭狼嚎的小崽子！”
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门铃突然响起，一声声好似催命，中间没有半秒停歇。
谁啊？
谁会这时候过来？
“甭管他了，爱谁谁”，程容冰凉的手探进周柏衣摆，在腹肌上流连忘返，“快来吧柳下惠，生米煮成熟饭了，你就不爱生米了吗？”
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实在不好意思，完结这么久才有番外，感谢宝贝们等待！
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